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	<description>There is no &#34;One True Path&#34; to emigrating.</description>
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		<title>An ode to Bacon.</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2012/01/an-ode-to-bacon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bacon]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Low Carb New Zealand]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Bacon. Truly &#8211; it is the food of the gods, and should really be classed as a food group all on its own, along with coffee and chocolate. It&#8217;s a low-carbers dream, even if we don&#8217;t actually eat a ton of it at every meal as some suggest. And bacon has had a [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2010/04/eating-low-carb-in-new-zealand/' rel='bookmark' title='Eating Low Carb in New Zealand.'>Eating Low Carb in New Zealand.</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2009/12/the-issues-of-christmas-cookery/' rel='bookmark' title='The issues of Christmas cookery.'>The issues of Christmas cookery.</a></li>
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		<title>The art of supermarket bag packing</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/12/the-art-of-supermarket-bag-packing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/12/the-art-of-supermarket-bag-packing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life in New Zealand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shopping]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Get used to having your supermarket bags packed for you. Badly. Some humour from the guys at XKCD webcomic &#8211; for those who despair at the inabilty to pack items into as few bags as possible. Hat tip to Nigel. Related posts:Charging 5c for plastic bags. The cheek of it! Earthquake Humour Apparently I’m not [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2010/11/earthquake-humour/' rel='bookmark' title='Earthquake Humour'>Earthquake Humour</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2009/04/cynical-about-plastic-bag-charges/' rel='bookmark' title='Apparently I’m not the only one who is slightly cynical about plastic bag charges.'>Apparently I’m not the only one who is slightly cynical about plastic bag charges.</a></li>
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		<title>Blogging is not &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/12/blogging-is-not/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/12/blogging-is-not/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Book and Website]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Blogging is not writing. It&#8217;s just graffiti with punctuation. &#160; Dr. Ian Sussman: Contagion. &#160; Went to see this last night &#8211; and the quote just cracked me up. So staying with the theme of self deprecating humour &#8211; there&#8217;s also this from the geniuses at Despair.com With many, many thanks to those of you [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2009/11/a-blogging-manifesto/' rel='bookmark' title='A blogging manifesto'>A blogging manifesto</a></li>
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		<title>Occupy Humour</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/11/occupy-humour/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/11/occupy-humour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cost of living]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Economics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[credit card debt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[financial crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Occupy Wall Street]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Occupy Wellington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[overspending]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While the original basis of the &#8220;occupy&#8221; movement has a very powerful and (I think) necessary message (anyone wanting to see it in stark clarity &#8211; I suggest watching a film called To Big To Fail &#8211; currently showing on the free SoHo channel in NZ) &#8211; it has spawned a huge amount of humour. [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2009/07/fush-and-chup-humour/' rel='bookmark' title='Fush and Chup Humour'>Fush and Chup Humour</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2009/10/economist-humour/' rel='bookmark' title='Economist humour'>Economist humour</a></li>
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		<title>Less writing more pictures.</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/10/less-writing-more-pictures/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/10/less-writing-more-pictures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Property & General Investing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Investing in general]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the horrific dangers involved in ongoing gym membership &#8211; I have buggered up my shoulder. My right shoulder. Which makes typing for more than a few minutes pretty painful. So there may be a lack of posts that include my usual at-length rambling about stuff for a while until the Physios get me [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/02/sorry-it-is-so-quiet-round-here/' rel='bookmark' title='Sorry it is so quiet round here.'>Sorry it is so quiet round here.</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2009/10/avalons-money-thread-can-i-invest-in-new-zealand/' rel='bookmark' title='Avalon&#8217;s Money Thread: Can I Invest In new Zealand?'>Avalon&#8217;s Money Thread: Can I Invest In new Zealand?</a></li>
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		<title>The New Toyata Advert</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/09/the-new-toyata-advert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/09/the-new-toyata-advert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life in New Zealand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Zealand Adverts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Offroading New Zealand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toyota Hilux]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cos these guys just do the best ads ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JspHqoegTkc No related posts.


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		<title>Employee goal setting&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/09/employee-goal-setting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/09/employee-goal-setting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 21:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jobs & Work]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dilbert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/?p=4382</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Really gave me a good laugh this morning. I am thinking maybe I should set some work goals for Hubby, on which would be determined whether or not I pay him a bonus. I wonder how well that would go down? Related posts:By Jove &#8211; we are finally off to Sydney :) IBM even refuses [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2009/05/ibm-even-refuses-to-let-staff-have-charity-coffee/' rel='bookmark' title='IBM even refuses to let staff have “Charity Coffee” in Wellington.'>IBM even refuses to let staff have “Charity Coffee” in Wellington.</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2010/04/what-does-your-credit-card-bill-say-about-you/' rel='bookmark' title='What does your credit card bill say about you?'>What does your credit card bill say about you?</a></li>
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		<title>Post-It War comes to Wellington.</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/09/post-it-war-comes-to-wellington/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/09/post-it-war-comes-to-wellington/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 00:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life in New Zealand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Post-It War Wellington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wellington]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For those readers whi are not self-confessed geeks &#8211; Post It Wars seems to have originated in France of all places. Welcome Post&#8217;it of War ®, the creative phenomenon of the summer 2011 in the open spaces French. You also declare war on your neighbors! Feel free to share the photos of these ephemeral creations [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/08/crappy-service-from-the-post-office-at-reading-cinemas-today/' rel='bookmark' title='Crappy service from the Post Office at Reading Cinemas today'>Crappy service from the Post Office at Reading Cinemas today</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2010/04/how-much-shopping-can-you-imagine/' rel='bookmark' title='How much shopping can YOU imagine?'>How much shopping can YOU imagine?</a></li>
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		<title>Ode to Cumbria (or Wellington).</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/09/ode-to-cumbria-or-wellington/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/09/ode-to-cumbria-or-wellington/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 05:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things to do]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wellington]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It rained and it rained and rained and rained The average fall was well maintained And when the cracks were simply bogs It started raining cats and dogs. After a drought of half an hour We had the most refreshing shower And then the most curious thing of all A gentle rain began to fall [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/01/brilliant-wellington-hairdresser/' rel='bookmark' title='Brilliant Wellington Hairdresser.'>Brilliant Wellington Hairdresser.</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/02/free-wellington/' rel='bookmark' title='Free Wellington'>Free Wellington</a></li>
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		<title>Rugby World Cup &#8211; by Lego :)</title>
		<link>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/08/rugby-world-cup-by-lego/</link>
		<comments>http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/08/rugby-world-cup-by-lego/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 23:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Avalon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life in New Zealand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lego]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, this might actually get me slightly interested! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIMxTZr5mnY &#160; With a Tip &#8216;o the hat to Fran for sharing on FB this morning. Brought a smile to my face Related posts:Morning bubbles Come to the Rugby World Cup &#8211; get spammed by INZ. Emigrants (and prawns) by Stewart Lee


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<li><a href='http://www.avalonsguide.com/anab/2011/08/emigrants-and-prawns-by-stewart-lee/' rel='bookmark' title='Emigrants (and prawns) by Stewart Lee'>Emigrants (and prawns) by Stewart Lee</a></li>
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