The 47 Rules of money

This appeared in the Herald on New Years Eve, written by Diana Clement. I really like her articles about personal finance, and shes well worth a read. Unlike Mary Holm, she writes about general finance and makes an awful lot of sense, rather than just bleating on about how wonderful Kiwisaver is and how bad eveything that isn’t Kiwisaver is.
She has written her 47 rules of money, apparently in line with 47 years of life. I have to agree with just about all of them – and actually practice many of them. So here they are – with an occasional comment!

 

General:

1 Track your spending. You can’t budget if you don’t know what you’re spending.

  • Probably the single most important thing you can do with your money.

2 Needs and wants are often confused. This is perhaps the biggest financial mistake that people make.

3 Talk money with those linked to you financially. Whether it’s parents, partners, children, employers, or business associates, get financial discussions out in the open.

4 People are too quick to judge others’ financial decisions, me included. But that needs to be balanced against my next rule, number 5.

5 People will justify their bad financial decisions to the end of the earth. “I did all the right research,” one finance company investor told me as my eyebrows went through my hairline.

6 Monkey see monkey do. Children learn about finances by watching their parents, not listening to hypocritical lectures.

7 You can earn a good salary and still be poor. Budget advice services sometimes see people with six-figure salaries who still can’t make ends meet.

  • This is one of the biggest fallacies many people believe about money – people who earn more cannot be poor. It just doesn work like that. 

8 People can and do lose all their money. A couple of times a generation a collapse such as Black Monday arrives with disastrous effects for thousands of people. Others fall for tricksters such as the off-the-plan apartment salespeople or Ponzi scheme promoters.

9 Entrepreneurship is good. Grounded but entrepreneurial people do well financially. They may not succeed in making their fortune first time around, but often do if they persevere.

10 You can be a capitalist and still have a social conscience. I admire philanthropists.

11 You don’t have to have a high-paying job to get wealthy. I once interviewed a successful property investor who worked by day on the shop floor at Noel Leeming and made his real money after 5pm.

12 Don’t blame your parents, your children, your partner or your education. Responsibility is good when it comes to finances.

13 Even beneficiaries can save. Some people live within their means no matter how little they earn. Saving money is a choice.

14 Some people want to be poor. They think they’re poor and that they’ll always be poor and sabotage their financial future.

15 Pay your taxes on time. The IRD has a big stick.

  • And endless funds (paid for by you) to chase you with! 

Spending:

16 I regret frittering money on coffees and unnecessary eating out. It would be better to direct that money towards savings.

  • Um, Ok – can’t agree with that one clearly! 

17 Spending money on experiences is good spending. I am eternally grateful that I sold all but one of my shares at age 22 (by coincidence in August 1987) and went backpacking through Latin America. It’s good spending if the experience enriches life.

18 Braking wastes fuel. This was one of those wonderful chestnuts that it takes a few seconds to get your head around. If you drive too fast and brake regularly, you’re using petrol on wasted momentum. Driving well can save 10 per cent of your fuel bill.

19 It’s moronic to incur fines. Like the maniac driver in a big red American-style pickup truck who overtook me on State Highway 2 on December 17, just to be pulled over and fined.

20 You can get rich one dollar at a time. Every dollar is precious. Think before you spend it.

Debt:

21 Save before you buy. A bit of a radical concept in 2011, but it can change people’s financial future.

22 Interest-free hire purchase deals are for suckers. You still pay an establishment fee and the majority of people fail to clear the debt on time and pay interest anyway.

23 Credit cards make you look rich. Anyone can live well for a few years, but the debt catches up.

  • I would add to this that often when you see people splashing the cash around, and you feel sorry for yourself because you can’t do the same – you might want to spend some time wondering if that’s really their money – or a credit card they can’t afford to pay off. They may not be as rich as they look. 

24 The only “good debt” is mortgage debt. Provided you don’t over-leverage yourself.

25 Interest payments on personal loans, credit cards and HP are “idiot tax”. Why throw money away unnecessarily?

26 Having a credit card debt need not be the norm. A credit card limit is a safety net, not personal money to spend.

Investments and financial products:

27 Beware of investments discussed at barbecues. When the whole world is piling into an investment such as property, gold, tech shares and so on, you’ve almost certainly missed the boat.

28 Buy property young, preferably in your 20s. Move heaven and earth to get the deposit. Rent is wasted money.

29 Any offer that comes over the telephone isn’t worth having. Just ask the people who were cold called by Blue Chip, timeshare schemes, or horse betting scams.

30 Having life insurance is a good idea. Paying that monthly premium feels like dead money (excuse the pun). The payout when you die can give your beneficiaries choices at a difficult time in life.

31 An entire class of investment can crash and burn. Who remembers: Equiticorp, Chase Corporation, Renouf Corp, Judge Corp and more that collapsed like a pack of cards after the 1987 crash? Then there were tech stocks, mortgage-backed securities and finance company debentures.

32 Shares can be “safer” in the long term than bank deposits. The argument, which I first read on the Motley Fool website, is that over 10 or 20 years good share investments will keep pace with inflation, while bank deposits will be eroded.

33 KiwiSaver is good. This is a red rag to many readers. Government-led retirement programmes get people saving for their future.

  • Ok – one point out of 47 – at least it’s in balance! 

34 Insurance policies are full of gotchas. For goodness sake READ EVERY WORD of your policy.

35 Property investment isn’t always as safe as bricks and mortar. It can turn to custard. Mortgagee sales happen all the time – especially with investment properties.

  • A lesson many people are learning the hard way – you still need to watch your money, be sensible, and understand the basics. It is NOT easy money, it is NOT guaranteed, and it is NOT always a fast road to riches. (You will also meet a lot of arseholes willing to screw you over (Mr Agile Property management AKA Eric Voice) among some of the friends you will make.

36 Markets overshoot and undershoot. If a market’s fundamentals (such as the yield on investment property) are out of historic kilter the market is probably brewing a bubble.

37 The best time to buy is just after a crash. Buy fundamentally good investments when everyone else is bailing out of the market.

  • I so wish I was flush with cash right now. One of the painful side effects of buying property at the hight of the market is not having cash to buy in the crash! 

38 Beware of investing just to save tax. Is the investment actually any good or is someone desperate to sell it to you?

Financial advice and salespeople:

39 Take your advice from people who have been through several cycles. Johnny-come-latelies going through their first financial cycle underestimate the risks.

40 Your money is your responsibility. Yes, employ a financial adviser, mortgage broker, accountant and other professionals, but make sure you understand what they tell you and double-check that your money is adequately spread.

  • Abso-fragging-loutely. NO ONE will care as much about your money as you do. Unless they are looking to take it off you. 

41 Seminar presenters aren’t always financial experts. They probably make their money from seminars, not from the actual investment they’re preaching about.

42 Credit rating agencies don’t always get it right. Some companies deceive the agencies, others are part of an industry that may not be well understood by the ratings agencies.

43 Don’t believe the get-rich-quick conmen. You should aim to get richer slowly, but steadily.

44 Government subsidies are a magnet for spruikers. Sharks swarm around government money. Just look at the people selling insulation, heating, and ventilation or those who have been caught selling KiwiSaver door-to-door.

Others:

45 Passive cash-flow rules. Finding ways to make money that don’t need your hourly input makes sense.

46 Telling the truth infuriates some readers. Suggesting that people can change their financial ways brings in a flurry of outraged emails.

47 You can learn more about money. The easiest and cheapest way to improve your knowledge is to get a book out of the library.

  • Or – ahem – buy mine! 

And I’m adding one of my own:

48. Have a Sanity Allowance.  Pocket money is not just for kids, and it will save you a whole heap of money and arguments.  Along with tracking our money and actively managing the money – this would be the most useful thing I ever learned about dealing with finances.

Charging for Bonus Fly Buys

Fly Buys – the ubiquitous “loyalty” scheme that gives you points for spending money, that you can then in theory swap for flights. You need to spend about $25 in New World to get 1 fly buy – which is worked out generally to be worth 15-20c, depending on what you buy. If you get the new Fly Buys cards you can actually get the points put directly through to Air New Zealand Airpoints.

You get $1 of airpoints for every 6.25 Flybuys. So you need to spend $156.25 at New World to get $1.

Checking how much it costs to buy the flights – on 25th April 2012 you can get a flight only (no check in bags) for 363 Fly Buys (which takes $9075 spend at New World).

Using Airpoints $ it cost $69, or the equivalent of 431 FlyBuys or $10,781.25 spend at new world.

Now I am actually on the scheme that converts directly to Airpoints Dollars – basically because I just cant be bothered with the faff and hassle of FlyBuys. The scheme is actually pretty complicated, and seems to con a whole load of people into paying more for stuff by sending them to retailers who will give them “bonuses”.

Well, last week we spent just short of $300 at New World Oriental Bay on wine. (For clients – not actually for us!)

When we got home, we noticed on the receipt an extra charge of 1c under the heading of NW Wine Bo.

Now no mention of any extra charge was ever made, and I was curious as to what it was. Besides – why is any company charging 1c for anything? I didn’t buy anything for 1c. So why am being charged for something I didn’t buy, don’t want, and didn’t get a choice about?

I emailed New World.

I was ignored.

I was now pissed.

So the next time I went to the store, I went to Customer Services and asked. It seems that among the bottles of wine we bought were 3 bottles from the New Zealand Wine Awards and NW were offering 10 bonus fly buys. Their “system” “can’t” just work out that I bought the three bottles and give me the fly buys, so they have to scan a bar code for it. And the “system” also “can’t” scan a bar code without a charge, so the “have to” charge 1c for the 10 bonus fly buys.

I asked for a refund.

New World also “can’t” refund to my credit card. And there is no longer any legal tender for 1c, or 5c. They ended up refunding me 20c.

Why bother asking  for a refund of 1c?

Because they bet on you not doing it. There is no rhyme or reason for charging people for bonus flybuys. Other retailers manage it all ok, and New World having a crap system does not constitute a reason to charge you for something that is supposedly “free”.

However the main reason for doing it is that what New World is doing is blatantly dishonest and I feel they should not be allowed to get away with it.

And if they didn’t know full well they were scamming people – they would tell their customers up front that any bonus fly buys would be charged for. The amount is irrelevant. Just because they aren’t stealing $10 a time doesn’t mean they aren’t stealing – and they should stop. I would start by replacing whoever programs their till systems and finding someone who can get it to automatically give bonus fly buys. After All, if the “system” can work out that I have bought 2 bottles of Coke and automatically knock of $1, I fail to see why it can’t register buying 3 bottles of wine and adding on 10 fly buys.

 

How far would you go to save money?

December 9, 2011 by · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Cost of living, General Budgeting 

While browsing the online Dom Post last week and reading the articles about Occupy Wellington, I saw a comment that talked about the protesters running a workshop on how to make your own Moon Pads.

For those who need to ask – those are Sanitary Towels.

Which got me thinking – as much as I love saving money – I do think there comes a point when you can go too far. Dealing with periods is bad enough- without having to go back to medieval personal hygiene methods and making my own supplies.

I take my hat off to anyone who goes to those lengths – either for monetary or environmental reasons. I am definitely in the camp that money saving shouldn’t be that hard and that there are indeed some benefits to having some money in the bank!

Would you spend $30 to avoid losing $16.

I hope not.

But that’s what the people at ThinkGeek were expecting me to do, and as I am sure you can imagine I was a bit peeved.

So whats the deal?

Well, Think Geek is one of my favorite online stores. They sell Lightsabers. And a myriad of other geeky good things: the coolest T-Shirts, Gadgets, toys and gizmos – and at prices that often work out nearly half what we would have to pay in New Zealand (if we could get the stuff here).

We placed our usual Christmas order. The only downside to buying from ThinkGeek is the shipping costs. I have no idea how its worked out, but shipping is via UPS or DHL and will often double the cost of the order at least. Prices in New Zealand are so high that usually that still saves a small fortune – which is highly depressing – but some things do become prohibitively expensive to buy from there.

Anyhow – for the first time, we had damaged goods – a mug. While the overall package was packed securely – no one thought to stick a bit of extra packing inside the mug box – and it arrived in pieces.

Normally ThinkGeek need you to send damaged goods back for replacement but they said given  the cost we didn’t have to – and gave us a Gift Certificate for the cost of the mug ($16 USD).

The problem is that shipping costs start at about $30 USD. So to use the $16 (that I have already spent) – its going to cost $30 more. So I emailed the monkeys at ThinkGeek to ask if they would cancel the gift certificate and refund the card instead. The response was that they couldn’t cancel the certificate, but they gave me a code to take another $5 off the order of I placed an order for $40, and $10 off if I placed an order for $40.

So it would only cost $25 USD to avoid losing $16.

Not happy.

So I emailed back expressing my dissatisfaction – and that this would stop me buying from them in future. I really love ThinkGeek – but I will not shop with a company where I stand a chance of losing money like that.

I had an email straight back saying they had refunded the card – not only for the Mug, but for the shipping for the entire order. Now that impresses me. As a “save” of a customer dissatisfaction issue its one of the best Ive seen.

But it does go to show that you may need to stick to your guns. I can see what ThinkGeek were trying to do, but with the shipping costs being so high – giving Gift Certificates instead of refunds just doesnt work.

Of course – we also had the option of going to VISA and getting them to reverse the charges. We actually paid for the order on our UK card – which is a lot easier to get a refund on than the NZ card. But it is good that they did the right thing in the end – and it means I can one day buy my next Lightsaber from them.

Thanks ThinkGeek.

Are you the 99%, 53%, 1% or who cares what %?

The “Occupy Wall St” protest has hit New Zealand this weekend – “occupying” Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch and Dunedin. I have tried to get my head around this – and I have to say I am failing miserably. When I started seeing “We are the 99%” posts coming up on my Facebook feed – I took a look at that and understood what they were saying.

We are the 99 percent. We are getting kicked out of our homes. We are forced to choose between groceries and rent. We are denied quality medical care. We are suffering from environmental pollution. We are working long hours for little pay and no rights, if we’re working at all. We are getting nothing while the other 1 percent is getting everything. We are the 99 percent.

I get anger that banks and financial institutions had screwed up, lost an awful lot of money, got bail outs, and yet still managed to find many millions of dollars to pay huge bonuses to the people who screwed it all up, while people lost homes and jobs.

Well who wouldn’t be pissed at that? I find it astonishing that governments are bailing private companies out, but there’s not a penny for us if we hit the skids. No one bailed us out when IBM got rid of hubby. We had to manage that ourselves – as does everyone. We have friends who have lost everything – no one bailed them out.

But I am also somewhat confused about why the blame is only being shoved on the corporates – and not those of us (ie just about all of us) who have spent the past decade or 2 spending vast sums of money we don’t have (ie debt) on cars, various iGadgets,clothes, shoes, posh food, holidays and houses.  We have to take some responsibility here. Blaming the big bad corporation doesn’t change the fact that as a whole the western world gorged itself on debt and consumerism. No one forced us to buy iPhones. (I wonder how many people occupying Wall St still have smartphones, and are updating Facebook with  their adventures via the very items the corporations sold us, and we willingly bought with money that the banks invented for us to spend, increasing the debt balloon that they now say is the source of all ill in the world).

But what has got me really confused was this has morphed into a strange anti-government, anti-money,anti-whatever-we-can-think-of-to-be-peeved-about-as-long-as-we-can-blame-the-anyone-who-is-richer-than-us sort of movement. Everyone is supposed to have a voice – no one is considered to be worth more than anyone else. This to me is an alien concept – in $ terms of course people are worth different amount – please never let a brain surgeon work on me if you only pay them the same as the cleaner. In human terms – I will always value kindness and decency in someone more than I will value someone being an arse.

I saw this video of the “assembly” in Atlanta – I gotta say – if that’s the alternative to the current political system we have – no thanks.

I am way too independent to sit there and parrot back what I am told to say – what are we? 5? Repeat after me “You are all individuals”…

So – are you the 99%? Probably not.

Global Rich List puts your income into world wide terms. And you may be surprised at how little income it actually takes to get you into the top 1% of earners in the world. Global Rich List doesn’t work for NZ$, but just £25,000 a year or $49,000 USD gets you there. At current exchange rates that works out at  $49,500 or $61,500 NZD.

The New Zealand minimum wage is $27,040 a year which (using the UK£ to work it out – £13,600) puts you in the top 10.5% richest people in the world. And yet on that how many people still have mobile phones and internet access?

The median wage in New Zealand is $49,000. That means that 50% of wage earners in New Zealand are actually among the top 1% of earners in the world.

Who are the 53%

Those of us who pay for those of you who whine about all of that… or that… or whatever.

Ok – so this made me laugh. Can’t see this lot repeating back what they are told 3 words at a time and looking gormless.

So I won’t be occupying Wellington. To be honest I am too damn busy dealing with our current financial situation, budgeting our money, saving where and I can and spending what I have spare on stuff produced by people who also earn money. Some of them earn less than me, some of them earn more than me. Some of them are worth that much, some of them aren’t.  I make that decision myself, and decide for myself where I will spend money, how much to spend, and whether to take on debt. If I take on debt – I take full responsibility for that decision, and for any mistakes I may make.

And I have absolutely no idea which % I am.

I am not a number – I am a free man .

Pharmacy Savings (Updated)

So after the debacle trying to buy some Ibuprofen without having to take out another mortgage, we finally put together an order at on online UK Pharmacy. It took us a while because we had some concerns about ordering from OneClickPharmacy as they get a lot of bad reviews (and the good reviews are classic sock-puppet reviews like the crap that Woburn International wanted to paste on here.) Most of the problem seems to be in the length of time it takes for people to get their orders (which lets face it isn’t so much a worry – its gonna take a few weeks anyway), and crap service (when compared to getting ripped off here and getting bad service – ill take bad service and not getting ripped off as an improvement.

We looked at using Chemist4U – but they don’t list NZ as one of the countries they ship to. I emailed them to ask and got the annoyingly unhelpful reply “It depends on what you want”. So in the end we went with One Click.

I have had a questionnaire come through about one of the items – they Syndol Tablets – which I’ve answered and they have confirmed that it’s all ok, and the order is now being processed.

I will let you know if it all gets to me ok.

In the meantime – I thought it would be worth posting just what I bought and how much it cost.

(And yes – I’m a fake redhead – and yes I really do use different hair dyes depending on which particular shade of red I fancy being at the time.)

 

I’ve used the exchange rate as it was on the day I placed the order – but also thought it was worth looking at how much the order would have cost if the exchange rate had been at $3 to the £1. Even then – its still cheaper to buy abroad and ship it.

Let’s see if the order goes smoothly.

 

RESULTS:

Order Placed 9th October
Pharmacist questions recieved 12th October
Responded to 13th October
Email to say order shipped 15th October
Credit to CC – email sent to ask why 17th October
Responce that splenda out of stock (with apology for not letting us know) 17th October.
Order arrived 20th October.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that’s a fantastic result!

Rip offs and lies from NZ Pharmacies.

September 29, 2011 by · 6 Comments
Filed under: Cost of living, General Budgeting 

I tried to buy some painkillers today. And failed. I went into the Radius Pharmacy on Lambton Quay to buy some generic Ibuprofen 400mg tablets. Now you have to ask for these as here in New Zealand pharmacists do not want to sell you generics – they want to sell you expensive brands. Well screw that – I don’t want to buy Nurofen – I want to but the cheap version.

I was asked if I needed any help, and asked the young girl for Generic Ibuprofen. I was told they only have Nurofen. This is bollocks – no pharmacist would dispense a brand – its too expensive – so they will have buckets of the stuff in the dispensary. I was offered Maxigesic instead – which isn’t Ibuprofen – as I pointed out to the staffer – its Ibuprofen and Paracetamol combined. It’s also expensive. Having got past that piece of crap – I then explained that I wanted 400mg tablets. Apparently that’s not sold in New Zealand. Which is also bollocks.

Having been told now 3 outright lies in about a minute – I stormed out in professional disgust before I got all uppity and started coming out with the line about me being a pharmacist and could we please dispense (pun intended with all the crap. (I used to hate being told when I was working “I am a nurse, doctor, vet, dentist, whatever – I know what I’m talking about” and swore never to utter such a phrase in my life.

This isn’t new. I have yet to find a pharmacy that doesn’t try and spin this line. UK Pharmacists tend to try and put people off buying brands – here they force you to pay over the odds – and woe betide of you know they are lying. I have been able to buy generic Ibuprofen 400mg tablets here before though  - so it’s definitely not true that you can’t do it. Its just more effort as they pharmacist has to be involved – but that is only because they refuse to sell it over the counter. It’s not a prescription medicine and there is no (legitimate) need not to have it on the shelf.

In fact when we first moved here there was a news item in which this was discussed. A representative of the Guild Of Pharmacists came on TV and outright lied, saying that the reason pharmacists did this was because Generics were not as good as branded medicines. Now IF that were true (it’s not) that means that pharmacists all over New Zealand are dispensing substandard medicines on prescription – which I highly doubt.

It’s all about the money.

I have flicked the Guild an email about this – as I am curious as to their take on pharmacy staff lying to customers to try and convince us to pay more for medicines than we should.

In the meantime – some searching shows that online pharmacies here in New Zealand suffer the same issue – only allowing you  to buy Nurofen. However – after some digging around - One Click Pharmacy in the UK will ship here with a shipping fee of £13.99 (which is a flat fee). Now that’s a lot of money – but then they are only charging £1.35 for 48 Ibuprofen 400mg tablets – which is equivalent to 96 200mg Nurofens. So because of the postage you need to bulk buy – you can buy a maximum of 3 packets.

  • 3 x 48 Ibuprofen 400mg         £4.08 (That’s equivalent to 288 Nurofen 200mg Tablets)
  • Postage                                            £13.99
  • Total                                                 £18.07
  • Total NZ$ (2:1)                            $36.14
  • Cost of 96 Nurofen 200mg     $20.99 (Cheapest price I have found in NZ)
  • Cost of 288 Nurofen 200mg  $62.97
  • Saved                                               $26.83

Now since its a flat fee postage – I thought I would look at other items I want. Paracetamol ( you can buy a maximum of 32 tablets at a time – that’s UK law) – 35p or 70c. The cheapest you can find here is $2.99 for 20. Syndol – which I use for really bad headaches is £4.50 or $9.00 whereas here it’s $16.99 (I would also recommend buying heayfever tablets from here as well if you need them and know what you want).

That takes our total savings on one order to a whopping $37.11.

May as well make the most of the exchange rate and refuse to be ripped off.

 

 

 

How not to budget.

September 28, 2011 by · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Economics, General Budgeting 

This popped up on Facebook today. I have no idea where it came from, but if I find out I will add a link.

And we wonder why US credit was downgraded

The numbers leading S&P to downgrade U.S. Credit:

• U.S. Tax revenue:______________________​_$2,170,000,000,000
• Federal budget:_______________________​_ $3,820,000,000,000
• New debt:_________________________​____$1,650,000,000,000
• National debt:_________________________​_$14,271,000,000,000
• Recent budget cut:______________________$38,​500,000,000

Let’s remove 8 zeros and pretend this is a household budget:

• Annual family income:___________________ $21,700
• Money the family spent:__________________$38,20​0
• New debt on the credit card:______________$16,500
• Outstanding balance on the credit card______$142,710
• Total budget cuts:_______________________$3​85

You can kinda see where the problem is.

The battle of the cheap power suppliers.

Right – so I am no longer a Powershop Customer, but after three days – I still hadn’t heard a peep out of Meridian either and was beginning to wonder if I was just going to find one day that our electricity was cut off.

So I chased them today to express my concern – and I been told that yes – I am still a Meridian Customer. Not only that they have apologised to me for the way I was treated by BOTH companies, and have credited our account with $50 for the inconvenience.

Wow!

So the upshot of all this is that while Powershop may indeed come out marginally cheaper than Meridian, Meridian beat them hands down in the field of customer service and conflict resolution. I was beginning to worry – because we have always had really stellar service from Meridian (even though they have been quite badly effected by having their offices in Christchurch) – so in our experience this was unlike them.

But really good on ‘em for coming to the party and making things up to us. I’m really impressed.

The Mortgage Pig

I was on the train today heading to the Wairarapa for the weekend, and I was mulling over our latest money saving exploits. And I was thinking about Fred’s comment and how we actually attempt to make sure that saving are just that – real savings – and that we don’t waste the money elsewhere.

Because of course Fred is quite right – it’s all very well not spending money on something – but if you then spend it on other stuff – you really haven’t saved anything at all.

That’s where the Mortgage Pig comes in.  This was an idea I came across on the MoneySavingExpert forum – and seems to have been “invented” by Aliasojo.

I decided a while ago that I really wanted my mortgage paid off. It wasn’t very large to start with admittedly, but it wasn’t coming down as quickly as I would have liked.

As the mortgage was one of those background constants that just gets paid every month without thinking about it, I figured that if it was in front of us and on our minds more, we might make more of an effort to collect more money to chuck at it.

So……I got a mortgage pig.

It’s a large green pig which sits on my kitchen worktop in a very central position with a ‘speech bubble’ printed on A4 paper and stuck to the wall above it. The mortgage pig explains (in the speech bubble) who he is and why it’s a good idea to check whether you really need that bottle of wine or takeaway and if it might be better to give the cash to him instead. It also a bit to remind us why we wanted to pay off our mortgage and lists the things we want to do in the future.

Now we don’t use cash. And while we have used a physical piggy bank in the past – because we don’t use cash – it takes too long to save anything. So we have a “Virtual Mortgage Pig”. It’s not large, it’s not green and it doesn’t have a speech bubble explaining what it is. Instead, we have a category on Quicken called Mortgage Pig. When we make a saving, get a bit of extra income (such as share dividends, trade me sales), or we use our ASB points to buy stuff instead of money, we transfer the money to Mortgage Savings. Now that our personal mortgage has gone and been replaced by a business mortgage – the Mortgage Pig savings get paid to our Investment Savings Pot.

At the moment, not all our “savings” will make it to the Pig. That’s basically because the past year or so have been very hard for us financially, and to be perfectly frank – savings we make in one area are pretty much eaten up with price rises in another. Right now it feels like Standing Still financially is a battle of epic proportions – let alone trying to get ahead!

Should we have any money left at the end of the month – that too would be a Mortgage Pig saving – and get shoved into to the Investment Savings. These savings are what keep our rental business afloat. Given how much money we lost on because of our issues with Agile Property Services’ negligence and failures to manage our properties – that account is in pretty much a mess. But with some hard work, and some tough management – we are clawing back the losses he caused. It does help that the tenants we now have are paying rent like clockwork, and I am not having to pay it for them. Ill be blogging more about that later – but every time I start I just get too furious at the trouble the Property Manager caused me – and his refusal to get some balls and deal with me.

So yes – it doesn’t really matter how you do it – but you do need some way of locking in the savings. Like I said – ours is for mortgages – which is the best use of money you can make. If you haven’t got a mortgage – then it’s really up to you. I really like the idea of the Mortgage Pig. It’s a bit silly, it’s a bit fun, and you can basically run it however it suits you: from putting all spare change in – to literally deciding not to buy a takeaway and gettimg cash out to put in the pig instead. Remember there is no “one true path” and what works for me may not be good for you – but there is certainly no harm creating your own version of “The Mortgage Pig”.

Thanks Fred 

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